40 \u062c\u0648\u06a9 \u0628\u06cc \u0645\u0632\u0647 (\u06a9\u0647 \u062f\u0631 \u062a\u0645\u0627\u0645 \u062f\u0646\u06cc\u0627 \u0645\u0639\u0631\u0648\u0641 \u0647\u0633\u062a\u0646\u062f!)<\/p>\n

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\n\u0627\u0628\u062a\u062f\u0627 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0648\u06cc\u062f\u06cc\u0648 \u067e\u0631 \u0627\u0632 \u062c\u0648\u06a9 \u0647\u0627\u06cc \u0628\u06cc \u0645\u0632\u0647 \u0641\u0627\u0631\u0633\u06cc<\/p>\n

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\n\u062d\u0627\u0644\u0627 40 \u062a\u0627 \u0627\u0632 \u0645\u0639\u0631\u0648\u0641 \u062a\u0631\u06cc\u0646 \u0648 \u0628\u06cc \u0645\u0632\u0647 \u062a\u0631\u06cc\u0646 \u062c\u0648\u06a9 \u0647\u0627\u06cc \u0628\u06cc\u0646 \u0627\u0644\u0645\u0644\u0644\u06cc
\nWhat did the the drummer call his twin daughters?Anna one, Anna two!
\n\u0646\u0648\u0627\u0632\u0646\u062f\u0647 \u062f\u0631\u0627\u0645 \u0628\u0647 \u062f\u062e\u062a\u0631\u0627\u0646 \u062f\u0648\u0642\u0644\u0648\u06cc\u0634 \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0641\u062a\u061f
\n\u0622\u0646\u0627 \u06cc\u06a9\u060c \u0622\u0646\u0627 \u062f\u0648!
\nWhat does a nosey pepper do?It gets jalape\u00f1o business!
\n\u0641\u0644\u0641\u0644\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0634\u0627\u0645\u0647 \u062a\u06cc\u0632\u06cc \u062f\u0627\u0631\u062f \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u062f\u061f
\n\u06a9\u0633\u0628 \u0648 \u06a9\u0627\u0631 \u0647\u0627\u0644\u0648\u067e\u06cc\u0646\u0648 \u0631\u0627\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u0627\u0646\u062f\u0627\u0632\u062f!<\/p>\n

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What do you call a bear without any teeth?A gummy bear!
\n\u0628\u0647 \u062e\u0631\u0633 \u0628\u062f\u0648\u0646 \u062f\u0646\u062f\u0627\u0646 \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u067e\u0627\u0633\u062a\u06cc\u0644 \u062e\u0631\u0633\u06cc!
\n\u062d\u062a\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062e\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f: \u0686\u06af\u0648\u0646\u0647 \u0627\u0632 \u0631\u0648\u06cc \u0638\u0627\u0647\u0631 \u0628\u0641\u0647\u0645\u06cc\u0645 \u06a9\u0633\u06cc \u062f\u0631\u0648\u063a \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\nDoes anyone need an ark?I Noah guy!
\n\u0622\u06cc\u0627 \u06a9\u0633\u06cc \u0628\u0647 \u06a9\u0634\u062a\u06cc \u0646\u0648\u062d \u0646\u06cc\u0627\u0632 \u062f\u0627\u0631\u062f \u061f
\n\u067e\u0633\u0631 \u0646\u0648\u062d!
\nWhat do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?Frostbite.
\n\u0648\u0642\u062a\u06cc \u0628\u0627 \u06cc\u06a9 \u062e\u0648\u0646 \u0622\u0634\u0627\u0645 \u0627\u0632 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0622\u062f\u0645 \u0628\u0631\u0641\u06cc \u0639\u0628\u0648\u0631 \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u06cc\u062f\u061b \u0686\u0647 \u0686\u06cc\u0632\u06cc \u0628\u0647 \u062f\u0633\u062a \u0645\u06cc \u0622\u0648\u0631\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0633\u0631\u0645\u0627 \u0645\u0631\u062f\u06af\u06cc.<\/p>\n

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?Because she kept running from the ball!
\n\u0686\u0631\u0627 \u0633\u06cc\u0646\u062f\u0631\u0644\u0627 \u0627\u0632 \u062a\u06cc\u0645 \u0641\u0648\u062a\u0628\u0627\u0644 \u0627\u062e\u0631\u0627\u062c \u0634\u062f\u061f
\n\u0686\u0648\u0646 \u0645\u062f\u0627\u0645 \u0627\u0632 \u062a\u0648\u067e \u0641\u0631\u0627\u0631 \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0631\u062f!
\nWhat\u2019s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?A nervous wreck!
\n\u0686\u0647 \u0686\u06cc\u0632\u06cc \u062f\u0631 \u062a\u0647 \u0627\u0642\u06cc\u0627\u0646\u0648\u0633 \u0627\u0633\u062a \u0648 \u0645\u06cc \u0644\u0631\u0632\u062f\u061f
\n\u06cc\u06a9 \u0644\u0627\u0634\u0647 \u06a9\u0634\u062a\u06cc \u0639\u0635\u0628\u06cc!
\n\u062d\u062a\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062e\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f: \u0686\u06af\u0648\u0646\u0647 \u0628\u0627 \u0627\u0646\u0631\u0698\u06cc \u0628\u06cc\u0634\u062a\u0631\u06cc \u0627\u0632 \u062e\u0648\u0627\u0628 \u0628\u06cc\u062f\u0627\u0631 \u0634\u0648\u06cc\u0645\u061f (15 \u062a\u0631\u0641\u0646\u062f)
\nWhat\u2019s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?Attire!
\n\u062a\u0641\u0627\u0648\u062a \u0628\u06cc\u0646 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0645\u0631\u062f \u062e\u0648\u0634 \u0644\u0628\u0627\u0633 \u0633\u0648\u0627\u0631 \u0628\u0631 \u062a\u06a9 \u0686\u0631\u062e \u0648 \u06cc\u06a9 \u0645\u0631\u062f \u0628\u062f \u0644\u0628\u0627\u0633 \u0633\u0648\u0627\u0631 \u0628\u0631 \u062f\u0648\u0686\u0631\u062e\u0647 \u0686\u06cc\u0633\u062a\u061f
\n\u0644\u0628\u0627\u0633!
\nWhy don\u2019t they play poker in the jungle?Too many cheetahs!
\n\u0686\u0631\u0627 \u0622\u0646 \u0647\u0627 \u062f\u0631 \u062c\u0646\u06af\u0644 \u067e\u0648\u06a9\u0631 \u0628\u0627\u0632\u06cc \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u0646\u062f\u061f
\n\u0686\u0648\u0646 \u0686\u06cc\u062a\u0627 \u062e\u06cc\u0644\u06cc \u0632\u06cc\u0627\u062f \u0627\u0633\u062a!
\nWhat do you call someone with no body and no nose?Nobody knows!
\n\u0628\u0647 \u06a9\u0633\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0628\u062f\u0648\u0646 \u0628\u062f\u0646 \u0648 \u062f\u0645\u0627\u063a \u0627\u0633\u062a\u061b \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0647\u06cc\u0686 \u06a9\u0633 \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u062f\u0627\u0646\u062f!
\nWhat do you call a can opener that doesn\u2019t work?A can\u2019t opener!
\n\u0628\u0647 \u062f\u0631\u0628 \u0628\u0627\u0632\u06a9\u0646\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u06a9\u0627\u0631 \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u062f \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u06cc\u06a9 \u062f\u0631\u0628 \u0628\u0627\u0632\u06a9\u0646 \u0646\u0627\u062a\u0648\u0627\u0646!
\nWhat do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones!
\n\u0632\u0646\u062f\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u0627\u0646 \u0627\u0632 \u0686\u0647 \u0686\u06cc\u0632\u06cc \u0628\u0631\u0627\u06cc \u0635\u062f\u0627 \u0632\u062f\u0646 \u06cc\u06a9\u062f\u06cc\u06af\u0631 \u0627\u0633\u062a\u0641\u0627\u062f\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u0646\u062f\u061f \u062a\u0644\u0641\u0646 \u0647\u0627\u06cc \u0647\u0645\u0631\u0627\u0647!
\nWant to hear a joke about a piece of paper?Never mind\u2026 it\u2019s tearable.
\n\u0622\u06cc\u0627 \u0645\u06cc \u062e\u0648\u0627\u0647\u06cc\u062f \u06cc\u06a9 \u062c\u0648\u06a9 \u062f\u0631 \u0645\u0648\u0631\u062f \u06cc\u06a9 \u062a\u06a9\u0647 \u06a9\u0627\u063a\u0630 \u0628\u0634\u0646\u0648\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0648\u0644\u0634 \u06a9\u0646\u06cc\u062f . . . \u0627\u0634\u06a9 \u062f\u0631 \u0622\u0648\u0631 \u0627\u0633\u062a!
\n\u062d\u062a\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062e\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f: \u062f\u0644 \u0648 \u062f\u0645\u0627\u063a \u0646\u062f\u0627\u0631\u06cc\u062f\u061f 50 \u0627\u06cc\u062f\u0647 \u0622\u0633\u0627\u0646 \u0628\u0631\u0627\u06cc \u0628\u0647\u0628\u0648\u062f \u0631\u0648\u062d\u06cc\u0647
\nWhat did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?\u201cSupplies!\u201d
\n\u0633\u0631\u0627\u06cc\u062f\u0627\u0631 \u0648\u0642\u062a\u06cc \u0627\u0632 \u06a9\u0645\u062f \u0628\u06cc\u0631\u0648\u0646 \u067e\u0631\u06cc\u062f \u0686\u0647 \u06af\u0641\u062a\u061f
\n\u201c\u0644\u0648\u0627\u0632\u0645!\u201d<\/p>\n

You know what the loudest pet you can get is?A trumpet.
\n\u0622\u06cc\u0627 \u0645\u06cc \u062f\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f \u067e\u0631 \u0633\u0631 \u0648 \u0635\u062f\u0627\u062a\u0631\u06cc\u0646 \u062d\u06cc\u0648\u0627\u0646 \u062e\u0627\u0646\u06af\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u062a\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f \u0628\u06af\u06cc\u0631\u06cc\u062f\u060c \u0686\u06cc\u0633\u062a\u061f
\n\u06cc\u06a9 \u062a\u0631\u0627\u0645\u067e\u062a.
\nWhy shouldn\u2019t you write with a broken pencil?Because it\u2019s pointless!
\n\u0686\u0631\u0627 \u0646\u0628\u0627\u06cc\u062f \u0628\u0627 \u0645\u062f\u0627\u062f \u0634\u06a9\u0633\u062a\u0647 \u0628\u0646\u0648\u06cc\u0633\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0686\u0648\u0646 \u0628\u06cc \u0646\u0648\u06a9 \u0627\u0633\u062a!
\nWhy did the scarecrow win an award?He was outstanding in his field.
\n\u0686\u0631\u0627 \u0645\u062a\u0631\u0633\u06a9 \u062c\u0627\u06cc\u0632\u0647 \u06af\u0631\u0641\u062a\u061f
\n\u0627\u0648 \u062f\u0631 \u0631\u0634\u062a\u0647 (\u0632\u0645\u06cc\u0646) \u062e\u0648\u062f\u0634 \u0628\u0631\u062c\u0633\u062a\u0647 \u0628\u0648\u062f!
\nWhat did the buffalo say when his son left?Bison!
\n\u06af\u0627\u0648 \u0645\u06cc\u0634 \u0648\u0642\u062a\u06cc \u067e\u0633\u0631\u0634 \u0631\u0641\u062a \u0686\u0647 \u06af\u0641\u062a\u061f
\n\u0628\u0627\u06cc\u0633\u0648\u0646!
\n\u0622\u0645\u0648\u0632\u0634 \u0631\u0648\u0634 \u0627\u0646\u062c\u0627\u0645 \u06cc\u0648\u06af\u0627\u06cc \u062e\u0646\u062f\u0647 (\u062a\u0635\u0648\u06cc\u0631\u06cc \u0648 \u06af\u0627\u0645 \u0628\u0647 \u06af\u0627\u0645)
\nWhat do you call a fish with no eye?Fsh!
\n\u0628\u0647 \u0645\u0627\u0647\u06cc \u0628\u06cc \u0686\u0634\u0645 \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\nI was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie.Man, they really grilled me.
\n\u0645\u0646 \u0628\u0647 \u062e\u0627\u0637\u0631 \u0633\u0631\u0642\u062a \u06cc\u06a9 \u0646\u0627\u0646 \u062a\u0633\u062a \u067e\u0646\u06cc\u0631 \u0628\u0627\u0632\u062c\u0648\u06cc\u06cc \u0634\u062f\u0645.
\n\u0645\u0631\u062f\u060c \u0622\u0646 \u0647\u0627 \u0648\u0627\u0642\u0639\u0627 \u0645\u0631\u0627 \u0632\u062c\u0631 \u062f\u0627\u062f\u0646\u062f. (\u06af\u0631\u06cc\u0644 \u06a9\u0631\u062f\u0646\u062f)
\nA communist joke isn\u2019t funny\u2026\u2026 unless everyone gets it.
\n\u06cc\u06a9 \u0634\u0648\u062e\u06cc \u06a9\u0645\u0648\u0646\u06cc\u0633\u062a\u06cc \u062e\u0646\u062f\u0647 \u062f\u0627\u0631 \u0646\u06cc\u0633\u062a\u2026
\n\u2026 \u0645\u06af\u0631 \u0627\u06cc\u0646 \u06a9\u0647 \u0647\u0645\u0647 \u0622\u0646 \u0631\u0627 \u0628\u0641\u0647\u0645\u0646\u062f.
\nWhy can\u2019t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?Because the pee is silent!
\n\u0686\u0631\u0627 \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u062a\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f \u0635\u062f\u0627\u06cc \u0631\u0641\u062a\u0646 \u067e\u062a\u0631\u0648\u062f\u0627\u06a9\u062a\u06cc\u0644 \u0628\u0647 \u062f\u0633\u062a\u0634\u0648\u06cc\u06cc \u0631\u0627 \u0628\u0634\u0646\u0648\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0686\u0648\u0646 \u062f\u0633\u062a\u0634\u0648\u06cc\u06cc \u0627\u0634 \u0628\u06cc \u0635\u062f\u0627 \u0627\u0633\u062a!
\nCosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
\n\u0642\u0628\u0644\u0627 \u062c\u0631\u0627\u062d\u06cc \u0632\u06cc\u0628\u0627\u06cc\u06cc \u0645\u0648\u0636\u0648\u0639 \u062a\u0627\u0628\u0648\u06cc\u06cc \u0628\u0648\u062f.
\n\u062d\u0627\u0644\u0627 \u0645\u06cc \u062a\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f \u062f\u0631 \u0645\u0648\u0631\u062f \u0628\u0648\u062a\u0627\u06a9\u0633 \u0635\u062d\u0628\u062a \u06a9\u0646\u06cc\u062f \u0648 \u0647\u06cc\u0686 \u06a9\u0633 \u0627\u0628\u0631\u0648\u06cc\u06cc \u0631\u0627 \u0628\u0627\u0644\u0627 \u0646\u0628\u0631\u062f!
\n\u0628\u0633\u06cc\u0627\u0631 \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u0628\u0631\u062f\u06cc: \u0686\u06af\u0648\u0646\u0647 \u0628\u0627\u0645\u0632\u0647 \u0628\u0627\u0634\u06cc\u0645\u061f (\u062f\u0631 4 \u0633\u0646\u0627\u0631\u06cc\u0648 \u0645\u062e\u062a\u0644\u0641)
\nI\u2019m terrified of elevators\u2026\u2026 so I\u2019m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
\n\u0645\u0646 \u0627\u0632 \u0622\u0633\u0627\u0646\u0633\u0648\u0631 \u0645\u06cc \u062a\u0631\u0633\u0645 \u2026
\n\u2026\u0628\u0646\u0627\u0628\u0631\u0627\u06cc\u0646 \u0645\u06cc \u062e\u0648\u0627\u0647\u0645 \u0686\u0646\u062f \u0642\u062f\u0645 \u0628\u0631\u0627\u06cc \u062f\u0648\u0631\u06cc \u0627\u0632 \u0622\u0646 \u0628\u0631\u062f\u0627\u0631\u0645.
\nThree fish are in a tank.One asks the others, \u201cHow do you drive this thing?\u201d
\n\u0633\u0647 \u0645\u0627\u0647\u06cc \u062f\u0631 \u06cc\u06a9 \u062a\u0627\u0646\u06a9 \u0647\u0633\u062a\u0646\u062f.
\n\u06cc\u06a9\u06cc \u0627\u0632 \u0628\u0642\u06cc\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u067e\u0631\u0633\u062f: \u201c\u0686\u0647 \u0637\u0648\u0631 \u0627\u06cc\u0646 \u0648\u0633\u06cc\u0644\u0647 \u0631\u0627 \u0628\u0631\u0627\u0646\u0645\u061f\u201d<\/p>\n

Why don\u2019t crabs donate?Because they\u2019re shellfish.
\n\u0686\u0631\u0627 \u062e\u0631\u0686\u0646\u06af \u0647\u0627 \u0686\u06cc\u0632\u06cc \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u0628\u062e\u0634\u0646\u062f\u061f
\n\u0686\u0648\u0646 \u0633\u062e\u062a \u067e\u0648\u0633\u062a \u0647\u0633\u062a\u0646\u062f.
\nDon\u2019t worry if you miss a gym session.Everything will work out.
\n\u0627\u06af\u0631 \u06cc\u06a9 \u062c\u0644\u0633\u0647 \u0627\u0632 \u0628\u0627\u0634\u06af\u0627\u0647 \u0631\u0627 \u0627\u0632 \u062f\u0633\u062a \u062f\u0627\u062f\u06cc\u062f \u0646\u06af\u0631\u0627\u0646 \u0646\u0628\u0627\u0634\u06cc\u062f.
\n\u0647\u0645\u0647 \u0686\u06cc\u0632 \u062f\u0631\u0633\u062a \u0645\u06cc \u0634\u0648\u062f.
\n\u062d\u062a\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062e\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f:\u00a0\u0634\u062e\u0635\u06cc\u062a \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u06cc\u0632\u0645\u0627\u062a\u06cc\u06a9 \u0686\u06cc\u0633\u062a\u061f \u0628\u0627 \u0627\u06cc\u0646 18 \u0631\u0648\u0634 \u062c\u062f\u06cc\u062f \u06a9\u0627\u0645\u0644\u0627 \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u06cc\u0632\u0645\u0627\u062a\u06cc\u06a9 \u0634\u0648\u06cc\u062f
\nEver tried to eat a clock?It\u2019s time-consuming.
\n\u0622\u06cc\u0627 \u062a\u0627 \u0628\u0647 \u062d\u0627\u0644 \u0633\u0639\u06cc \u06a9\u0631\u062f\u0647 \u0627\u06cc\u062f \u06cc\u06a9 \u0633\u0627\u0639\u062a \u0628\u062e\u0648\u0631\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0648\u0642\u062a \u06af\u06cc\u0631 \u0627\u0633\u062a.
\nWhat\u2019s red and bad for your teeth?A brick!
\n\u0686\u0647 \u0686\u06cc\u0632\u06cc \u0628\u0631\u0627\u06cc \u062f\u0646\u062f\u0627\u0646 \u0647\u0627\u06cc \u0634\u0645\u0627 \u0642\u0631\u0645\u0632 \u0648 \u0645\u0636\u0631 \u0627\u0633\u062a\u061f
\n\u06cc\u06a9 \u0622\u062c\u0631!
\nWhat did the horse say after it tripped?\u201cHelp! I\u2019ve fallen and I can\u2019t giddyup!\u201d
\n\u0627\u0633\u0628 \u0628\u0639\u062f \u0627\u0632 \u0632\u0645\u06cc\u0646 \u062e\u0648\u0631\u062f\u0646 \u0686\u0647 \u06af\u0641\u062a\u061f
\n\u201c\u06a9\u0645\u06a9! \u0645\u0646 \u0632\u0645\u06cc\u0646 \u062e\u0648\u0631\u062f\u0647 \u0627\u0645 \u0648 \u062f\u06cc\u06af\u0631 \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u062a\u0648\u0627\u0646\u0645 \u0633\u0631\u06cc\u0639 \u062d\u0631\u06a9\u062a \u06a9\u0646\u0645.
\nWhat goes down but doesn\u2019t come up?A yo.
\n\u0686\u0647 \u0686\u06cc\u0632\u06cc \u067e\u0627\u06cc\u06cc\u0646 \u0645\u06cc \u0622\u06cc\u062f \u0627\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u0627\u0644\u0627 \u0646\u0645\u06cc \u0622\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u06cc\u06a9 \u06cc\u0648! (\u06cc\u0648 \u06cc\u0648\u06cc\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u06cc\u06a9 \u06cc\u0648 \u062f\u0627\u0631\u062f)
\nWhat\u2019s Forrest Gump\u2019s password?1forrest1
\n\u0631\u0645\u0632 \u0639\u0628\u0648\u0631 \u0641\u0627\u0631\u0633\u062a \u06af\u0627\u0645\u067e \u0686\u06cc\u0633\u062a\u061f
\n1\u0641\u0627\u0631\u0633\u062a1
\n\u062d\u062a\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062e\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f: \u0631\u0648\u0634 \u0627\u0633\u062a\u0641\u0627\u062f\u0647 \u0627\u0632 \u0642\u0627\u0646\u0648\u0646 \u062c\u0630\u0628 \u0628\u0631\u0627\u06cc \u062f\u0648\u0633\u062a\u06cc\u060c \u062b\u0631\u0648\u062a \u0648 \u0645\u0648\u0641\u0642\u06cc\u062a
\nWhy are colds such bad robbers?Because they\u2019re so easy to catch.
\n\u0686\u0631\u0627 \u0633\u0631\u0645\u0627\u062e\u0648\u0631\u062f\u06af\u06cc \u062f\u0632\u062f \u0628\u062f\u06cc \u0627\u0633\u062a\u061f
\n\u0686\u0648\u0646 \u06af\u0631\u0641\u062a\u0646\u0634 \u062e\u06cc\u0644\u06cc \u0631\u0627\u062d\u062a \u0627\u0633\u062a.<\/p>\n

Why are cats bad storytellers?Because they only have one tale.
\n\u0686\u0631\u0627 \u06af\u0631\u0628\u0647 \u0647\u0627 \u062f\u0627\u0633\u062a\u0627\u0646 \u0633\u0631\u0627\u06cc \u0628\u062f\u06cc \u0647\u0633\u062a\u0646\u062f\u061f
\n\u0632\u06cc\u0631\u0627 \u0622\u0646 \u0647\u0627 \u0641\u0642\u0637 \u06cc\u06a9 \u062f\u0645 (\u067e\u0627\u06cc\u0627\u0646) \u062f\u0627\u0631\u0646\u062f.
\nWhat do you call a factory that sells passable products?A satisfactory!
\n\u0628\u0647 \u06a9\u0627\u0631\u062e\u0627\u0646\u0647 \u0627\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0645\u062d\u0635\u0648\u0644\u0627\u062a \u0642\u0627\u0628\u0644 \u0642\u0628\u0648\u0644 \u0645\u06cc \u0641\u0631\u0648\u0634\u062f\u061b \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0631\u0636\u0627\u06cc\u062a \u0628\u062e\u0634!
\nI\u2019m only familiar with 25 letters in the English language.I don\u2019t know why !
\n\u0645\u0646 \u0641\u0642\u0637 \u0628\u0627 25 \u062d\u0631\u0641 \u062f\u0631 \u0632\u0628\u0627\u0646 \u0627\u0646\u06af\u0644\u06cc\u0633\u06cc \u0622\u0634\u0646\u0627 \u0647\u0633\u062a\u0645.
\n\u0646\u0645\u06cc \u062f\u0627\u0646\u0645 \u0686\u0631\u0627!
\n\u062d\u062a\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062e\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f: \u0686\u06af\u0648\u0646\u0647 \u0627\u0631\u062a\u0628\u0627\u0637 \u0627\u062c\u062a\u0645\u0627\u0639\u06cc \u0628\u0631\u0642\u0631\u0627\u0631 \u06a9\u0646\u06cc\u0645\u061f (3 \u0631\u0648\u0634)
\nWhat\u2019s the difference between a tennis ball and the prince of Wales?One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
\n\u062a\u0641\u0627\u0648\u062a \u0628\u06cc\u0646 \u062a\u0648\u067e \u062a\u0646\u06cc\u0633 \u0648 \u0634\u0627\u0647\u0632\u0627\u062f\u0647 \u0648\u0644\u0632 \u0686\u06cc\u0633\u062a\u061f
\n\u06cc\u06a9\u06cc \u0648\u0627\u0631\u062b \u062a\u0627\u062c \u0648 \u062a\u062e\u062a \u0627\u0633\u062a \u0648 \u062f\u06cc\u06af\u0631\u06cc \u0628\u0647 \u0647\u0648\u0627 \u067e\u0631\u062a\u0627\u0628 \u0645\u06cc \u0634\u0648\u062f.
\nTwo antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married.The ceremony wasn\u2019t much, but the reception was excellent!
\n\u062f\u0648 \u0622\u0646\u062a\u0646 \u0631\u0648\u06cc \u067e\u0634\u062a \u0628\u0627\u0645 \u0628\u0627 \u0647\u0645 \u0622\u0634\u0646\u0627 \u0634\u062f\u0646\u062f\u060c \u0639\u0627\u0634\u0642 \u0647\u0645 \u0634\u062f\u0646\u062f \u0648 \u0627\u0632\u062f\u0648\u0627\u062c \u06a9\u0631\u062f\u0646\u062f.
\n\u062a\u0634\u0631\u06cc\u0641\u0627\u062a \u0632\u06cc\u0627\u062f \u0646\u0628\u0648\u062f \u0627\u0645\u0627 \u067e\u0630\u06cc\u0631\u0627\u06cc\u06cc \u0639\u0627\u0644\u06cc \u0628\u0648\u062f!
\nWhat do you call cheese that isn\u2019t yours ?Nacho Cheese.
\n\u0628\u0647 \u067e\u0646\u06cc\u0631\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0645\u0627\u0644 \u0634\u0645\u0627 \u0646\u06cc\u0633\u062a \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u067e\u0646\u06cc\u0631 \u0646\u0627\u0686\u0648.
\nTwo cannibals are eating a clown.One says to the other: \u201cDoes this taste funny to you?\u201d
\n\u062f\u0648 \u0622\u062f\u0645 \u062e\u0648\u0627\u0631 \u062f\u0631 \u062d\u0627\u0644 \u062e\u0648\u0631\u062f\u0646 \u06cc\u06a9 \u062f\u0644\u0642\u06a9 \u0647\u0633\u062a\u0646\u062f.
\n\u06cc\u06a9\u06cc \u0628\u0647 \u062f\u06cc\u06af\u0631\u06cc \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u062f: \u0628\u0647 \u0646\u0638\u0631\u062a \u062e\u0646\u062f\u0647 \u062f\u0627\u0631 \u0627\u0633\u062a\u061f
\nI went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn\u2019t find any.
\n\u0631\u0648\u0632 \u067e\u06cc\u0634 \u0631\u0641\u062a\u0645 \u0634\u0644\u0648\u0627\u0631 \u0627\u0633\u062a\u062a\u0627\u0631\u06cc \u0628\u062e\u0631\u0645\u061b \u0627\u0645\u0627 \u067e\u06cc\u062f\u0627 \u0646\u06a9\u0631\u062f\u0645.
\nWhat did one ocean say to the other ocean?Nothing, they just waved !
\n\u06cc\u06a9 \u0627\u0642\u06cc\u0627\u0646\u0648\u0633 \u0628\u0647 \u0627\u0642\u06cc\u0627\u0646\u0648\u0633 \u062f\u06cc\u06af\u0631 \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0647\u06cc\u0686\u06cc\u060c \u0641\u0642\u0637 \u062f\u0633\u062a \u062a\u06a9\u0648\u0646 \u0645\u06cc \u062f\u0647\u0646\u062f!
\nWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn\u2019t come back?A stick!
\n\u0628\u0647 \u0628\u0648\u0645\u0631\u0646\u06af\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u0628\u0631\u0646\u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0631\u062f\u062f \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0686\u0648\u0628!
\nWhat do you call a fly without wings?A walk.
\n\u0628\u0647 \u0645\u06af\u0633 \u0628\u062f\u0648\u0646 \u0628\u0627\u0644 \u0686\u0647 \u0645\u06cc \u06af\u0648\u06cc\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u06cc\u06a9 \u067e\u06cc\u0627\u062f\u0647 \u0631\u0648.
\n\u062d\u062a\u0645\u0627 \u0628\u062e\u0648\u0627\u0646\u06cc\u062f: \u0686\u0637\u0648\u0631 \u062f\u0631 \u0686\u062a \u062c\u0630\u0627\u0628 \u0628\u0627\u0634\u06cc\u0645 \u0648 \u062f\u0644\u0628\u0631\u06cc \u06a9\u0646\u06cc\u0645
\nDid you hear about the Italian Chef that died ?He pasta way.
\n\u0622\u06cc\u0627 \u062f\u0631 \u0645\u0648\u0631\u062f \u0633\u0631\u0622\u0634\u067e\u0632 \u0627\u06cc\u062a\u0627\u0644\u06cc\u0627\u06cc\u06cc \u06a9\u0647 \u062f\u0631\u06af\u0630\u0634\u062a \u0634\u0646\u06cc\u062f\u0647 \u0627\u06cc\u062f\u061f
\n\u0627\u0648 \u062f\u0631\u06af\u0630\u0634\u062a. (\u0645\u0646\u0628\u0639 \u0645\u0637\u0644\u0628)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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